I really miss the Porn Guy (future super hero). Who? I think his name was Sean, the guy who worked at Red Hot Video. I also miss the porn store itself. Red Hot Video closed its doors sometime ago, but sometimes I find myself driving buy and thinking, “Damn, that’s a great location.”

You could always count on the porn guy. He would make recommendations; tell me what was new, who to keep on eye on, stuff like that. Sean died sometime last year. Anyway, the job of porn guy is key. Much like a good waiter or waitress, they need to know their customers. Sean knew us. When every they got new Granny-Tranny Porn, Sean would say, “Tell Toby we got some new Gran-Tran, it’s H-O-T HOT Baby!”

When I was younger, I used to go with my mom to the beauty salon. The owner of the beauty salon cut pages out of the playboys and pasted them to the walls; looking back on it now, I hope he used glue. This was my first entrance to the porn world. I loved it. My mom would get her hair done, and I would just look at all the girls on the wall. It was the best babysitter I ever had. I didn’t do anything; I don’t think I knew what to do. So that’s how it all began.

When I go older, I used to watch the soft stuff on Skin-A-Max. I even ordered some of the Pay-per-view stuff. When the bill came, I said I knew nothing about it. My first “Hardcore Porn” was at my buddy Brad’s house. Surf Side Sex, it was the bomb, so was Brad�s sister.

So that’s some of my porn history. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.