We have had some good times Los Angeles, and I will always love you; but I think it’s time I moved on. I will miss your mild climate and crazy culture, your clubs and landmarks, and your proximity to Las Vegas. There is so much you have. Los Angeles, it’s not you, it’s me – I promise. I have changed. My life, my priorities, my wants and needs are changing. I want more from this life. I want to live in a city that has less traffic, is affordable, is cleaner, and offers different opportunities.
So it’s time for you and I to make the break. This hurts me more than it hurts you, I promise. But you have a lot of people who still love you, you’ll find someone else. As for me, well I gotta get back in the game, but I’m sure I can find a new place to live. Thank you Los Angeles, I will miss you.
Congratulations, you win the ‘Best Quit Your Job And Do Something Totally Unexpected’ award!
Is it true that the biggest source of air pollution in New Zealand is the sheep?
BTW…I dated Los Angeles. For 7 years. At first, I was all like, “Oh, you’re the best! We are perfect together! We’ll be together forever!” But then, between her always making me late, her increasingly sloppy appearance, and her egomanicial attitude (the whole world revolves around ME!), I started getting tired of her s**t.
So I’m like, “Hey, it was fun. But I need some space. Something different.” And she’s all like, “Whatever. You’ll be back…” And I’m like, “Oh BTW…I was cheating on you with Newport Beach.” And she’s like, “You a-hole! We’re so over.” And I’m like, “Yeah, that’s what I said…”
And so it was, and so it shall be.
I heard this morning (on KROQ) that Kiwi women have more sexual partners than any other country and are the youngest to lose their virginity too.
When are we booking our flights?