So today is Saint Patrick’s Day. Known to many as a drinking holiday, St. Patrick’s Day started when a group of Irish folk decided that Mexican’s had too many customs that revolved around drinking. So, not to be out done, they got drunk. They did this for sixty-five days in a row until they could drink no more. On this day, they decided, it was too much. There was no way Mexicans, or SPICS as they were called at the time, could ever match the drinking binge they had just endured. So that day, the 17th day or the 3rd month of the year, they decided would be a holiday. Ironically, now it’s a drinking holiday and the only day Mexicans, or CHEAP LABOR as they are called now, don’t drink. So good job Irish drunks. May you bang a red-faced, pasty chick with brown hair that smells like wet sawdust.