So today is the holy day for pot smokers (what up Neil, what up Gabe). 4-20! Not like pot smokers need a reason, but today seems to be a good reason. Today is to pot what 3/17 is to drinking.

Also, 4-20 is the birthday of one of the greatest generals in the history of the world. This man not only helped to destroy those who do evil, his message lives on in the hearts of many. His name instills fear into the hearts of evildoers everywhere. So a big happy birthday to Hitler; you are missed. May you words and works be carried out by future generations.

What were you doing five years ago today? If you were attending class at Columbine High School, I bet you were running for cover. While the world watched, two members of the trench coat mafia shot up a high school. Now that’s reality TV. This one kid even jumped out a second story window, good times. Top that Mark Bernett. The real tragedy, Marilyn Manson had to cancel a concert. Man, those fans got screwed.

Happy 4/20 everybody, smoke if you got um.